Fetch!

Elle is drama. 

There I've said it. 

And I mean it. 

Many days I find myself sending texts to one of my friends who also has not one but two drama girls, asking "How do you survive?" And yesterday was no different as I sent her this text, "Didn't you say once that all C does is cry and want to be held? How did you handle it? I'm losing it with Elle and you know it takes a lot to make me lose it."

Her response:

"Oh my, yes. Ignore her."

2 seconds later, another text:

"Drink."

Followed by:

"Move here." 

A few more:

"She is my stalker."

"Praise her 30 times a day even for little things."

Last but not least,


 "Play human fetch. Throw a ball and make her go get it."


Hmmmmmm.....

"ELLE, GO FETCH!!!"